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(All previous polls)
| Don't be Cruel - Who was the best on Elvis Night? |
| Chris: 124 votes (29.7%) |
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| Elliott: 118 votes (28.2%) |
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| Kat: 62 votes (14.8%) |
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| Taylor: 114 votes (27.3%) |
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| total votes: 418. |
In celebration of Kicked Pickler Day, Malcolm has composed this piece, to the tune of "No One Mourns the Wicked," from the Broadway musical "Wicked". He was kind enough to allow me to reprint it here. Thanks Malcolm!
Good news!
She's out!
Pick Pickler Kellie is out!
The pickliest singer that ever was,
Who murdered the Righteous Brothers song.
Is out!!!
Good news!!! Good news!!!
Let us be glad.
Let us be grateful
Let us rejoice
That the vote of the American public has subdued
The vocal stylings of you know who.
Isn't it nice to know.
That true talent had beaten the pickle.
Now we can sit back and rejoice as the Top Five
Let their talents shine...
Before our eyes......
No one mourns the Pickle!
Until finale, she won't return.
No one misses the lady and her wails.
Good taste scorns the Pickle!
She can cry her tears into pails.
That doesn't change.
Our bad reviews to raves.
Goodness knows
No one mourns the Pickle.
Goodness knows
The Pickle should sing alone.
It just shows if there's no pimping,
she is left only on her own.
Yes, goodness knows.
She can't cut it on talent only.
Goodness knows.
She has to say "AMMM SAWWRRY"
What's a ballsy, calamari,
No, we're not buying it.
Anymore.
Yes, no one mourns the Pickle!
No one mourns the Pickle!
No one mourns the PICKLE!!!
PICKLE!!!!
PICKLE!!!
PICKLE!!!