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Hate Mail | Fan Mail

One of the perks of running this site is that you get innundated with emails and text messages from mostly non-literate pre-teens.

Tommygirl50000 writes:

Hey you need to leave kelli alone!!! Who cares if she sanf before??? She a great singer,cute and funny, Get a life!!! How can you be saying all that crap when you don't know her!!!!??? grow up

Now why are people always assuming that I don't know Kellie Pickler? Seriously, every one of these people tells me that I don't know Kellie. How do they know who I know and who I don't know? For all they know, I could be an ex-boyfriend of hers. Or her priest. Or maybe I worked with her at the Sonic. Seriously, people, you don't know that I don't know her. Stop stating it as fact.

Here's one from "Robs Punkin" on myspace:

you cant sit there make a website and talk shit about somone you dont even know? your a sick jealous person, your upset becuz you dont look as good as her , SHES NOT REPRESENTING THE PEOPLE BADLY SHES HER OWN PERSON NOT WHERE SHE LIVES. I SWARE YOU THRIVE FOR ATTENTION, YOUR A DRAMA STARTIN LOSER. JUST FUCKIN STUPID!! YOU DONT KNOW HER LIFE STORY, SHE DOESNT HAVE MUCH SHE WANTS TO BE AMERICAN IDOL! WHY DOES IT MATTER IF SHES A COUNTRY BLONDE? YALL PEOPLE PISS ME OFF. SHES MY FAVORITE SHES CUTE BEAUTIFUL AND GOD DAMNED TALENTED! so thrive off of it bitch and keep on talkin smack!

She "SWARE's," huh?

The following, from Karissa, is somewhat unrepresentative of Kellie fans since she seems to have at least a working grasp of the written word. Still, she can't help but share her opinion.

I just wanted to say that you're a pathetic human being & you humor me. Who takes the time out to make a website about a person they dislike and are against? Please get a life. It's really not that bad, I swear :)

I just want to know - who takes the time out to email someone they dislike and are against, just to call them pathetic? :) I've gotta give her some credit, at least she "swears," not "SWARES."

One Albemarle resident writes in with a little defense of Kellie:

im not a huge kellie pickler fan, but i will stick up for her a little bit. im from albemarle, NC and im not trying to give albemarle a bad name, but i do know a lot of people that pronounce salmon the same way she does. and im not trying to say she isnt a liar, but just look into some of the facts before you trying saying stuff about her. for one thing, all of these restaurants we have that serve calamari, yet she still doesnt know what it is, is completely defendable. we have 3 that are getting a lot of attention for it. one is J.D. Shuckers, which im not even sure serves calamari and if they did, people definitely dont go there to buy it. it's a sport's bar, basically. people go there to drink beer, eat burgers and watch the games they show on their big screens. and as far as pontiac point and the boardroom, they do serve calamari, but they have been open for less than a year. ive lived here basically my whole life, and i didnt know we had a restaurant that served calamari unti just recently. out of these three restaurants, ive eaten at one, so it's very possible that she had never eaten it and really didnt know what it was. but with the whole fake eyelashes things....you're right on. she has definitely worn them before. and she doesnt even talk with a southern accent, so i have heard from some of my friends that know her....i dont know her personally, but i thought id let you know that it is possible that she didnt know what calamari was and she pronounced salmon the way she's probably heard it her whole life.

I'm not gonna make fun of the guy - it's a nice, intelligent, coherent message. It's also somewhat refreshing to know that all of Albemarle doesn't write like that girl talks. (Maybe it's because he's not a huge Kellie fan? :) Perhaps the good people of Albemarle pronounce the "L" in salmon. God knows they have more "L's" to deal with in the town's name than any town resident reasonably should. And maybe Kellie really thought that the "L" in saLmon wasn't silent. But after her bald-faced lie "I never sang in front of people before," which she twice uttered on national television, I'd say that she's not entitled to the benefit of the doubt.

Kellie's fans never cease to amaze me. Here is one short yet perplexing letter.

What is the real email to contact pickler?

Seriously? Do you think that I work for Kellie Pickler or something? Did this guy even read anything on the site? Further, even assuming that I am somehow an agent of Kellie Pickler, why would I give out her email address to strangers on the internet? The sad part, folks, is that this letter wasn't sent by a child - a grown man penned this.

I'm even getting unsolicited legal advice from Pickler fans:

Enough of your shit!!!!!!!! I've known Kellie since she was born-she is not a liar nor a fake. She is a very talented singer and a winner. You are nothing but a jealous loser with too much time on your hands and no life. Get a good lawyer, you will need one.

Oh, come on, can there really be such a thing as "too much" time on one's hands? I wish! It's not illegal to point out discrepancies in someone's story, Ace. And whether you think she's talented or not, well, that's a matter of opinion, isn't it? I might add that this is a matter of public concern, and that Ms. Pickler is a public figure. Maybe YOU are the one who should be looking for an attorney, seeing as how you have no earthly clue what you're talking about.

But the "legal" advice doesn't stop there, folks! Here is one from somone pretending to be the Assistant Attorney General of Washington State:

I just don't get you guys....Is it that your own life is so pathetic that you have to drag another down to make you feel better about your self's? Does kellys success so Irritate your life so much because it makes your insignificant life not worth living? Wow such jealousy...are you all ugly old fat woman with 9 kids living in a house on wheels (ERRRRRR trailor) puffing on Pal-mals?....Get a life.....in fact...flips a dime go buy a life.....I should tell you that I am a contract attorney, and if all these lies are true then you should turn Kelly in to the producers so then they can void her American Idol contract. In her contract there is a clause for misrepresenting her self to the producers, net work, American Idol, and to the public. This misrepresentation is what got Chris in trouble a few weeks ago about not giving credit to a groups original rendition of a Johnny Cash song. There is a entry on your site about Kelly paying $300 every for getting her hair done. I checked in to this, and you want to know who cuts her hair.....Her AUNT for NOTHING,,,So I guess you are nothing better then what you are accusing Kelly of doing and of printing lies with no discovery, which in my business is called slander. GEEEE I think there is a law suit here, what do you think??? My advice to you is to do some research before you open your pie hole....there is an old saying "it is better to keep your pie hole shut and say nothing just letting people think your are fool then to open it to and speak to remove all doubt. Last thing...your whole web is slanderous, and I am going contract Kelly's agent and and American Idol and suggest they start civil liability suit against you and all involved in this hideous site. The ironic thing is that I don't even like Kelly as a singer, but I hate those who have to slander others in order to make them self feel better. I doubt you will return this E-mail and I do not expect you to, but I would suggest to you that you obtain a good attorney, if you want to keep your home, (ERRRRRR tailor)

Myke Austin
Assistant Attorney General State of Washington
Office of the Attorney General
1125 WASHINGTON ST SE · PO BOX 40100 · OLYMPIA WA 98504-0100

cc:
Rob McKenna
Attorney General State of Washington

Wow, the "Assistant Attorney General of the State of Washington" took the time to write a letter to little ol' me and tell me that I'm a fat ugly old woman who has 9 kids and lives in a trailor (and "tailor") whilst puffing on Pal-Mals? I'm so flattered! But I must say, the quality of civil servant has really gone downhill, hasn't it? I should write a letter!

Of course, this fellow clearly isn't an attorney, but that didn't stop him from playing one in our subsequent email conversations.

Suit your self....

Once again you opened your mouth and prove to be a fool...thought I warned you about that. Tell you what champ look up my number on the web. call my office, ask for me first thing in the AM tomorrow and we will see who has the last laugh and who is pretending, do you have the balls to do that or your going to ask me what ballsy means?...how about that champ...FYI slander can be in print. if you are going to be an idiot at least try don't try to be a foolish one. And I am not threatening I am promising. Sounds like I hit a nerve...truth must hurt....so if you want to go to war with me lets drop gloves. but seriously call my office if you doubt me. I would be glade to talk to about the law and what printable slander is, and what FCC regulations say about it on the inernet. I will also advise you of ending your web site, because I will contact your IP to find out what state you are in and bring suite in violation of FCC regulations (which do cover the Internet). Anyway I am sure you are one of these insecure humans that needs to get the last word in so you can feel better about your self, so I will let you, i am sure you will respond with some stupid foolish rebuttal like your last comment, in order to make you feel better about you're self. But then again what else would I expect form some pathetic human that has to create a web sit to bash another person. I will not respond to anymore of your correspondence I will let other process speak for me. Enjoy your night

I hope you get professional help, It must be really pathetic to be as bitter and as hateful as you...wow

Myke Austin
Myke Austin
Assistant Attorney General State of Washington
Office of the Attorney General
1125 WASHINGTON ST SE · PO BOX 40100 · OLYMPIA WA 98504-0100
cc:
Rob McKenna
Attorney General State of Washington

In fact, he went as far as trying to include the Seal of the State of Washington as the background image of his email message (though he failed) sent from his comcast.net address. LOL.

He can include a postal address in his email but not a phone number? He is "promising" that he's going to go to war with me? At least he would be "glade" to talk to me about the law, and will contact my "IP" and bring me a "suite!" SWEET!, I've always wanted a suite! Think I should wear a suit when I pick up my suite?

So let's see if I have this straight - the Assistant AG for Washington State is a contract attorney, and he has read the Freemantle agreement AND has inside knowledge of Kellie Pickler's beauty salon arrangements. Further, as an officer of the state, he's going to not only bring a private civil suit that the state has no standing to bring, but he's also going to charge me with the violation of a federal statute, which a state also cannot do. He offers that "in order to make you feel better about you're self" (haha) he will let me make the last comment. Maybe I will -

Should I report him to the actual Attorney General of the State of Washington? I'm pretty certain that the AG won't care enough to get the guy in trouble, but people really shouldn't be pretending to be officers of the court, let alone elected officials. That, and I think this comes very close to being an actual threat.

Candykarn writes in with a typical Kellie fan letter - see if you can pick out the hallmarks of such a letter:

I seriously cannot believe that there is an actual website for this! IT IS A TV SHOW FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. Get a life! If you do not like her, simply do not watch. I cannot even believe you are asking for donations on your site. Isn't that illegal? Or at least pretty scummy! Funny thing is that you do not even know anything about this girl. If you actually met her and felt this way, then ok. But you do not know her. You are a shallow person. Good luck in life. It must suck that your life is so horrible that you have this kind of website. Maybe you need to search your own life before commenting on others.