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Lies, Half-Truths, and Questionable Statements ... aka "Picklerisms"
![]() Picklerism: When Kellie saw Kenny Rogers, she said to him "It's so nice to see someone with a familiar accent. Yet just episodes later, on Queen night, Pickler boldly declared, "I don't have an accent!" (Thanks to <3Jenny(fer)<3 for pointing it out!) (Thanks to Glen for sending in a video!) Picklerism: In one of the early episodes, a doe eyed and bubbley heel-wearing Kellie naively quipped, "Gosh, I feel like I'm gonna fall over in these shoes!" Gee, I guess that in her days of competing in beauty pageants she never wore heeled shoes, huh? Later, on Queen night, Kellie wore heels that must have been twice as big and half as skinny, and had no problem running all over the stage, into the crowd, and jumping up and strutting around on the catwalk. Guess she's a quick learner! Picklerism: Kellie drops 5 syllable words into her monologues, such as "[Simon] has such strange terminology." Do you really think that someone who is as dumb as she is pretending to be could use words like "terminology?" We already know that her I'm-so-dumb-persona has to sound-out 4-syllable works like "calamari." Quote: "What's 'on paper' mean?" Claim: Kellie is naive girl that hardly understands "the big city" and doesn't know a lot about makeup. ("These eyelashes are like tarantulas!")
Claim: Pickler says that her mother abandoned her when she was very young, and that her father has spent most of his life in prison.
Claim: "I never sang in front of people before."
Claim: A wide-eyed 16-year-old Pickler traveled to the city of Charlotte, NC to enter a singing competition and gushed, "people are so different here."
Quotation: "What's a Ballsey?" Quotation: "I'm a Mink?" Quotation: "What's a Ballsey?" Claim:
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