Judging by Kellie Pickler's erratic behavior on 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show' this week, one would think that the ex-American Idol would remember to take her meds before appearing on national TV. Kellie, who recently got the boot from Idol, made an absurd and surreal talk-show appearance, that rivaled Tom Cruise's Oprah's couch-jumping antics for sheer insanity and stupidity. Kellie came out onto the Ellen set half jogging, half dancing as if she was the token honky hottie making her way...

"I really do think she's stupid... She says so many ridiculous things you can't even imagine."

Has the official I Hate Kellie Pickler page on MySpace gone offline? It sure seems that way. At 11:30 p.m. on Thursday, April 20, I was logged on when the following message started appearing when trying to access I Hate Kellie Pickler on MySpace: .Invalid Friend ID. This user has either cancelled their membership, or their account has been deleted.. I haven.t received any e-mail from MySpace yet indicating what the deal is, but it looks like the page must have been yanked.

Kellie Pickler was right. She butchered the song she sang, and don't ask Jenny to remember what she sang as my ADT was kicking in. Okay let me give it to y'all straight, this was the best American Idol performance show of the season and I love Rod Stewart, still sexy as ever (and so is his daughter for that matter - YOWZA!). But here is the dilemma: Pickler was standout awful! She needs to go. At +1100 odds of being eliminated, this will be the biggest payout of the season should America see it the way we do at online betting sites like PlayersOnly.com (See Web Site Here) which offer elimination odds.

I know you.re thinking I.m being a bit sarcastic about her motives for quitting the cosmetology courses or that I.m just picking on the Princess again but you would be wrong about that. You see the Princess from Albemarle has let it be known publicly that she thinks being educated and having something to fall back on is a waste of time. She told us this when she proudly proclaimed for one and all, "the school thing wasn't for me," So now American Idol has the ultimate Idol. Kids, you no longer have to worry about furthering your education, whatever it may be. This is true especially if you want to be just like Kellie. All they have to do is know ahead of time that they can be the next big country superstar and win American Idol. Then the school thing won't have to be for you either.

When it comes to American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler, viewers either love her or hate her. Votefortheworst.com is currently endorsing Pickler as the worst competitor on the show. And anti-Kellie Pickler sites such as kickpickler.com and ihatekelliepickler.com are vocalizing their displeasure with the 19 year-old singer. We caught up with Ken, the creator of kickpickler.com to talk about his Web site and its mission to "Kick Pickler to the curb and back home to North Carolina."

But first, we find out that the Fox Producers roam the internet because Ryan is going to try to rehabilitate her reputation. First they bring up the calamari and salmon bit. It.s not very convincing at all. For one thing, it wasn.t just the calamari thing and never was. And when she mispronounces salmon again she has to think about how to mispronounce it in explaining herself. There is no mention of ballsy, tarantula, eyelashes, minx etc. etc. etc. etc., no mention of pageants and previous TV shows, no prom dress picture, or anything along those lines.

"American Idol" contestant Kellie Pickler called her favorite Charlotte hair stylist over the weekend and asked him to fly to Los Angeles to do her hair for tonight's competition. Carmen Cutrona, one of the Q.C.'s most sought-after hair designers, left this morning to help Pickler, his most famous celebrity client, a representative for Cutrona confirmed. Cutrona -- who charges $300 for a consultation, cut and styling -- is the owner of Carmen! Carmen! Salon épas. Pickler, who lives in Albemarle, has been a client of Cutrona's for a few years, the hair designer's rep says.

Kellie Pickler failed to make an impression with the judges or audience during her performance as the final 10 American Idol contestants sang the songs of the 21st century. Last week it looked like the Idol make up team applied Kellie's cosmetics with a spatula, leaving her resembling a Stepford Wife/Barbie doll hybrid. This week, during her pre-song interview, Kellie wasn't wearing any makeup and . gasp - she looked almost like the young girl she is and not a Kathie Lee Gifford knock-off.

Whether it's Kellie or not, I want to believe to believe that the helpless hillbilly is really a tawdry temptress. As for the Pickler soap opera, apparently Kellie couldn't even keep her family business out of her yearbook. She included a heartfelt letter from her father. In the letter, Daddy Pickler thanks his daughter for being there for him after grandma died. Um, shouldn't it be the other way around?

A good portion of Idol viewers, including yours truly, bought it all hook line and sinker at the beginning, but after hearing about her poor family life and her sad sack story for what seemed to be the millionth time, I was screaming, .enough already!. And it would seem that there is a growing number of Idol fans who feel the same way.

But is Kellie Pickler really as stupid as she seems? Or is "Miss Stanley County" pulling our pickle? So far, she's admitted to never having eaten calamari, pronounces salmon "SAL-mon" and thought a minx was a coat. Last week, upon being called "ballsy," she asked, "What's a ballsy?" The 19-year-old pixie is always spewing out one-liners like, "My hair is caught in my [fake] eyelashes," or "I had my first spinach salad. It was OK. Kinda tasted like picking the leaf off a bush," and "The dogs here [in L.A.] have more clothes than I do."

The betting public and linesmakers at Canbet are hardly impressed however. Kellie Pickler is listed with odds at 12 to 1 of going all the way. This translates into a $12 payout for every $1 bet or a $1200 payout for every $100 bet. That places her within the bottom half of the competition.

I used to think that the talented Kellie "Hey, Y'all!" Pickler was merely a pleasantly naive little girl. Now, I think she is the Ellie Mae Clampett version of Edward Norton's supposed hick murder suspect in "Primal Fear." Not that she's a murderer. I mean, I think she's genuinely awed by the big lights and all, and she'd be weird if she wasn't. I just think she's laying on that "I ain't never been nowhere and don't know nothing but I'm as shiny as a shrimp in grits to be here and swim in your see-ment pond!" thing a little thick. And I ain't buying it.