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Pickler Fan Hate Mail Generator
As I've said before, Pickler fans write the most inept and inane emails that I've ever had the misfortune of reading. Since I know that Pickler fans can't always be bothered to come up with new hatemail to send me, I've designed this Hate-Mail generator to help them out. Just pick the variables from the drop-down boxes, hit "generate," and voila - there you have it, an email message that could only have been written by a true Kellie fan!
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Nor are we associated with kicks, kickin' back, kickin' ass (though we do take names), Kick the Can, Cans of Clausen Pickles, Vlassic Pickles, Milwaukee Pickles, that stork who brings the pickles, the Stork Club(tm), the Sweet Pickles children's series, Pickles the Clown, or anything else having to do with a pickle or pickles. Wait, does that stork even bring pickles? I'm not sure... Why else would they put him on the jar? Hmm. Now I'm confused. Well, in any event, whatever that stork does, we don't know him. So there is no likelihood of confusion between us and that stork, comprende? Or a Cucumber. In fact, we think cucumbers are really overrated. 315? 1? Seriously. |