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Fan Mail | Hate Mail

Since starting the site, I've responded to every piece of hatemail. However, I'm not always great about responding to fan-mail. It's kinda messed up if you think about it - if I'm going to respond to anyone, it should be the people who like the site first, shouldn't it? Oh well - what can I say, I'm a busy guy. If you've written in and I haven't responded, don't take it personally - I LOVE getting fan mail. (almost as much as we love getting hate-mail!) (almost. ;-) Anyway, I thought I'd put some of the fan mail up.

db says:

Love your site! I died laughing at your responses to these people. Thanks for the grins and have a great day!!!!!

No problem, db - if Pickler fans are good for anything, it's entertainment. Heck, from what I've seen of their language skills, we're all probably going to be supporting them for the rest of their lives, so we should at least get something out of it, right? And what kind of person would I be if I didn't share?

Ray writes in just a couple hours after we put up the hate-mail generator:

I just want to congratulate you on making my day. Your site is so frickn hilarious, I think you will need a fan mail generator. :P

Thanks, Ray! It's a load of fun to make new features for the site, especially when we get feedback like this.

Staci is a bright girl who knows what's up when it comes to free speech. She immediately keys in on our favorite piece of hatemail ever, and points out the hypocrisy of all of the hate-mailers:

Re: Myke Austin??
Okay, Kellie sucks. No doubt there. The beauty of this country is that you and I have the right to say that, and even build a website centered around her suckiness (she even sucks at pretending she's dumb). And her fans (both of them) have the right to disagree. In fact, you have even offered them a forum through which they might do just that. If you were really pathetic, insecure, et al., you wouldn't have even offered a mail option. You would (and could within your rights) simply offer your opinion - period.

y question - what in the HELL is the assistant attorney general of the State of Washington doing, putting his name on this? AND his bosses name? Is that what the fine taxpayers of Washington are paying you for? Sweet Jesus, get to work! Mr. McKenna must be livid at having his name ballied about by some underling.

In a nutshell, I love how people take the time to email to tell YOU to get a life

Hear, hear, Staci. I did forward Mr. Austin's letter on to the Attorney General's office, but I never heard back. I didn't really expect to - I doubt the guy is really an AAG, and I'm sure that the office has more pressing things to worry about than some crazy internet guy. Hey, here's a little known fact - I've responded to every single piece of hatemail we've received. (unfortunately, I haven't responded to every piece of fanmail - but that doesn't mean that I don't like receiving it!)

Clarissa has some excellent advice for those hatemail responses that I seem to be always writing:

I absolutely adore kickpickler.com! You have done a very thorough job. I have a quote you can send back to the retards bashing you, although I sincerely doubt they have the mental capability to understand exactly how much it pertains to them.

"When you presume my ignorance, you confirm your own."

Enjoy your week!
Regards,
Clarissa

I think you're right, Clarissa - the quote would go right over their heads.

I found this gem on our message boards, in response to a guy who is threatening to "report this site" :

I hate words w/o action, so I DID report it! Reported to my whole mail list cause this site is hilarious and a lot more honest than pickler is!

Haha, awesome!

Jessica writes:

Thank you for your website!!!!!!!!!!! I am from Charlotte which is only 45 min from where dumbass is from. I feel she misrepresents all of us NC girls and makes us all look like we are as dumb as she is. I visit your site everyday, keep up the good work!!!!!!!!!! I love that other people hate her as much as I do. Thank you sooooo much. Jessica

That's all I have time for now - thanks to everyone who's written in - it's a blast to hear your comments!

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Nor are we associated with kicks, kickin' back, kickin' ass (though we do take names), Kick the Can, Cans of Clausen Pickles, Vlassic Pickles, Milwaukee Pickles, that stork who brings the pickles, the Stork Club(tm), the Sweet Pickles children's series, Pickles the Clown, or anything else having to do with a pickle or pickles. Wait, does that stork even bring pickles? I'm not sure... Why else would they put him on the jar? Hmm. Now I'm confused. Well, in any event, whatever that stork does, we don't know him. So there is no likelihood of confusion between us and that stork, comprende? Or a Cucumber. In fact, we think cucumbers are really overrated. 315? 1? Seriously.