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Previous Poll
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Don't be Cruel - Who was the best on Elvis Night?
 
Chris: 124 votes (29.7%)
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Elliott: 118 votes (28.2%)
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Kat: 62 votes (14.8%)
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Taylor: 114 votes (27.3%)
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total votes: 418.


Awesome image, Tisha!

What's New?

  • Video: Kellie talks about being the worst
  • New Song - In celebration of Kicked Pickler day, Malcolm penned this piece, entitled "No One Mourns the Pickle", to be sung to the tune of "No One Mourns the Wicked." Check it out!
  • Add your own link to our Links page - check out the new script
  • New generators from Rod Stewart week are up in the pickler-o-matic area.
  • Did MySpace yank the ihatekelliepickler.com MySpace page? Check the latest in the news section.
  • Added a fan mail page.
  • New! Pickler fan hatemail generator! As I've said before, Pickler fans write the most inept and inane emails that I've ever had the misfortune of reading. Since I know that Pickler fans can't always be bothered to come up with new hatemail to send me, I've designed this Hate-Mail generator to help them out.
  • I set up a Gallery in case anyone wants to upload any photos.
  • New generators added to the Pickler-o-Matic!
  • Very entertaining email message from the self-proclaimed "Assistant Attorney General of the State of Washington" added to the mailbag.
  • Your humble webmaster was interviewed by the good folks at ihatekellipickler.com and PhillyBurbs.com. Check out the interview here.
  • New Photo Gallery online - it's nothing fancy, but it at least breaks the pictures up so they don't all load on the same page. We're getting so many new pictures that it's kind of ridiculous to have them all on one page. As always, if you have more photos, post them in the forum area.
  • New Picklerisms, including one with video documentation. (Thanks, Glen!)
  • New Poll - Yesterday's poll asked "Besides Kellie, which contestant is the worst?" After about 300 votes, Bucky and Ace were in a dead heat. The new poll asks "Besides Kellie, who was the WORST on Queen Night?" and can be found on the left side of the page.
  • New Video from Goatherder Glen - "Kellie Pickler: The Next American I Duh!" - posted to the "fun" page
  • Pickler-o-matic -Add text to Kellie Pickler images with our online photo generator.
  • Get a random Pickler-o-matic image, or check out a few recently generated images.
  • Photos page added to keep track of the best Pickler photoshops known to man and goat.
  • Added a "Stupid Girls" video to the Fun page - found at VFTW!

Coming Soon
  • We're gonna have a contest! We're finalizing a design for Kick Pickler t-shirts and will giving one away in an upcoming contest! We haven't decided what the contest should be, though - Caption Contest? Photoshop Contest? Pick(ler) a number? If you have any ideas, let us know in the forum. Oh, and if you sign up for the mailing list we'll let you know when the contest begins. (Don't worry, we won't spam you. Spammers are asshats. Lower than politicians, even. As a matter of fact, we've never even actually sent out a mailing, since we haven't had anything worth saying. Believe me - we hate spam more than you do.)
 
This website is NOT in any way affiliated with FOX Television, American Idol, or FremantleMedia.
Nor are we associated with kicks, kickin' back, kickin' ass (though we do take names), Kick the Can, Cans of Clausen Pickles, Vlassic Pickles, Milwaukee Pickles, that stork who brings the pickles, the Stork Club(tm), the Sweet Pickles children's series, Pickles the Clown, or anything else having to do with a pickle or pickles. Wait, does that stork even bring pickles? I'm not sure... Why else would they put him on the jar? Hmm. Now I'm confused. Well, in any event, whatever that stork does, we don't know him. So there is no likelihood of confusion between us and that stork, comprende? Or a Cucumber. In fact, we think cucumbers are really overrated. 335? 3? Seriously.